If you read my blog, you will no doubt find yourself reading about my children because I am like every other mother who ever lived and my children are a big part of my life and have been since their arrival. I’m not one of those annoyingly gushy types and I do have a life outside the momming gig but we’re still a package deal. When you get me, you also get them.
I used to write stories about them because when they were younger they provided great fodder, and having these stories often kept my from laughing in their faces in damaging ways they would have been confiding to their therapists ten years later. Since I still have this stuff sitting around on my hard drive, I thought it would be fun to use it to introduce them to you.
First, meet …